My Epic Diaper Failure

Everybody poops. But babies have a special power, I guess. Well, that’s the only thing that they can do, apart from eating of course, and we all did the same when we were babies too.

I’m Aryan, a young father and a complete novice when it comes to handling babies. I was super thrilled when my daughter Asmi was born. I took her in my arms and she was the size of a soccer ball. I couldn’t believe that Sanya (my wife) and I created such a beautiful thing!

A couple of months passed, waking up in the middle of the night, sleeping during the day, eating scraps at home became a routine (well, when you have a baby, forget about a lavish spread for a meal at home). As well as Sanya was handling being a mother, I was barely able to manage getting around my duties as a father. And the deadliest of them was the diaper change. I heard and saw a lot of tales of dads failing miserably in diaper change but never thought it would be so disastrous for me. Here’s the horror story –

10:30 am on a Tuesday morning. Sanya was busy on her laptop in the study (yeah, awesome of her boss to allow her to work from home till Asmi was about a year old). She was preparing to give a product demo to a prospective client and I knew that it was time for me to step in as the nanny. Asmi usually wakes up at 10:30 am. So I was pacing along the bedroom waiting to hear her cry as she wakes up. Bingo! Asmi did not cry, she screamed… And I was shaking as though I had seen a ghost.

I quickly went to her crib to pick her up and suddenly, my nose exploded! The stench was brutal. It could kill a rodent in a jiffy!! I put her on the bed and against all odds (my inner voice screaming to run) pulled her diaper out. The massacre was unbelievable. Poop all over. I had never seen so much poop in my life! I quickly disposed the dirty diaper, cleaned Asmi (all the time thinking that it will be over soon) and was about to put a fresh diaper, that I heard a sound, it was faint in the beginning but then the volcano erupted (this time a fart, and a really nasty one). All this while Asmi was in a jumpy mood, but the fart changed everything! She suddenly started laughing!! Oh My God, she looked like an angel!! I changed her clothes, gave her a bath and kept her breakfast ready (in my mind I knew that I have to encounter another ordeal in a couple of hours).

Being a parent is not easy. It takes everything you have to care for a baby but that one look at your baby’s face makes you forget every sleepless night, diaper disaster and tantrum that you go through.

What’s your diaper failure story?

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7 Tips for Buying The Best Soccer Shoes

Footwear is of utmost importance as far as playing soccer game goes. So, you have to have a quality pair of boots or cleats. In this guide, we will help you understand the types of soccer cleats and the surfaces they are suitable for.

Firm ground

When people talk about soccer shoes, they mean soccer shoes designed for firm grounds. Typically, these cleats are versatile and can be used on solid surfaces. Moreover, the outside of these boots is known as the bladed bottom or the molded bottom. Generally, these boots are made of a thermoplastic urethane or polyurethane.

Hard/Multi ground

As the name suggest, hard ground boots are used on solid/hard surfaces, such as artificial turf or clay. Other types of surfaces that these cleats can work for include grounds that are poorly manicured or grounds that are used a lot. The bottom of hard ground cleats has a lot of studs for even distribution of the player’s weight. This will prevent the player from having knee, ankle, heel and foot problems.

Sizing

If you don’t know how to figure out your size, you can use an easy method. Usually, it’s a good idea to measure your feet in centimeters and then look for the right size on a shoe website. Then based on your size and desired features, you can go for the right pair of cleats.

Length

The size of the soccer shoes is determined like other shoes, but the majority of these shoes are designed to fit more tightly than your typical sneakers. So, if you want to determine your size, you can use the size of your regular shoes. Make sure your soccer shoes fit you but don’t touch your toes. If you have this type of shoes, you will be able to give better performance. For synthetic cleats, the recommended gap is ¼ inch at a minimum.

Width

Width is an area that needs attention because of the narrow design of soccer cleats. The boots should fit your feet in a way that the feet won’t slide around while you are playing. Although soccer shoes are not made in different widths, some models are wider than others. Keep in mind that leather boots tend to stretch based on the width of your feet.

Material

The shoe material can change the way you will feel with the shoes on. Generally, all leathers shoes stretch with time, and high quality cleats take the shape of your feet. The shoes should fit snugly the first time you put them on.

Proper Fit

When buying new cleats for soccer, make sure you try them on. This will help you know if they fit you perfectly. Make sure you don’t feel any discomfort while walking in the shoes. Your toes should be able to reach the front part of the shoes.

So, these are some useful points that you should take into account when investing in a good quality pair of soccer cleats. Hopefully, you will be able to pick the right pair now.

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Germany Argentina – World Cup Football at Its Best – I Know Who Wins

Football Wins.

Germany Argentina is a mouth-watering football match that is fit for a world cup final let alone a quarter final. Germany has a young expansive team against Argentina’s multi-talented mix of seasoned world beaters.

England were well and truly taken apart in Round two against this exciting German side with the talented Ozil at the centre of most things good, Thomas Mueller also impressed during that match.

At the other end the Argie’s will be confident of unleashing Lionel Messi on a shaky back four as well as the other attackers such as Carlos Tevez, Sergio Aguero and Diego Milito. The top scorer is of course Higuain and i expect him to start this match.

So where will this match be won and lost?

Of the two nations it appears Argentina have the better organised system and more power in attack. Much like Brazil they play two holding midfield players and three advanced midfielders in front supporting the main striker, allowing the likes of Messi to roam in any position which spells danger for the Germans as Lionel Messi is due a World Cup goal.

Germany will hope there height from set pieces will count as only Demichelas can perform well in the air against such tall players. Germany play with three attackers in Podolski, Klose and Ozil however in this match i expect them to form a 4-5-1 for most of the match and counter attack as they did against England.

I expect errors in the German back-line which Argentina will almost certainly punish should it happen.

Key Players

Lionel Messi – Needs no introduction, with his roaming role like his Argentina legend Manager Diego Maradona once had he terrorises defences. Expect him to score or set one of the goals up in this match.

Mascherano – One of those un-sung hero’s that allow star players to win games, will sit deep and cut out the counter attacking forces.

Ozil – One of the players that can do something special and his stock is rising game by game, when he learns how to finish the chances he creates, his goal tally will rise.

If you like to place bets on football matches i suggest for both teams to score however an Argentina win in 90 minutes. As a side bet it would be Lionel Messi to score at any time during the match.

Overall Verdict – Entertaining Argentina Win 3-2.